Tips on Spending Your Usual Student Day

1. 1. As soon as you have woken up - wake your room-mates. Four-letter words will help you get your sleep out and feel more energetic.
2. 2. Having woken your room-mates, be the first one to occupy the shower and the toilet, have the communal cache of food, put on your best shoes. As a result, you'll get more energy:).
   3. Coming out of the hostel, do not wake up night watchman, have a pity to the old man. It's quiet enough for him that you woke him up at 4 a.m. when coming back from the night club.
3. 4. In your uni corridors say "Hello!" to everyone who's over 30. What if it's your teacher? Hardly will you know all of them!
4. 5. Being late to your classes, don't interrupt your Professor by knocking at the door or by a stupid question, like "May I come in?" If you may not, you'll be hurled out of the classroom or pretended to be not noticed.
5. If you're still allowed to come in, don't chat, misbehave or make noise. Just settle on your desk and sleep still. Youll have an oportunity to chat, misbehave and make noise at the next lecture, after you have had a good sleep.
6. Be careful with writing the lecture down. Only dilligent girls make notes. So, before executing this process, think over your sexual orientation.
7. During the lecture ask as much questions as possible. You have a perfect chance to be noticed and remembered by your Professor.
8. After your classes your conscience invokes you to go to the library, but your soul wants having fun in the cafe. Follow your soul's appeal. What you'll be given in the cafe assimilates faster than what you'll be given in the library.
9. After the cafe you may visit your friends. Who knows, maybe any of them will feed you. If you've been fed substantially, thank the host. It'll enhance your chances to be fed again.
10. Your conscience suggests that you should study a bit. Answer it that it's not the end of the term yet. Besides, your favourite TV show will start in a few minutes.
11. Call at your friends or classmates again with the hope to get a free lunch. The more friends you have, the more effective your fight against your hunger will be.
12. After the dinner nap a bit and go to the night club.
13. When coming back from the night club in the early morning, do'nt damn the nigth watchman.
14. When going to bed, wake your room-mates. Don't disable them to be glad that you've come back at last, safe and sound.
15. The next day start with the point 1.

Love Affairs in College

"It seems I'm loosing. Loosing the greater part of my life. Why does God always take away happiness in the moments when you at last feel happy? Why is he so unjust to me? But...may be that was only my fantasy, my imagination, my passion? Perhaps, I've made illusions from scratch? God, why only have I met him? It only complicated things. I've never was that good at study but it has got worse since the time that I've met him..."

I bet that these words are familiar to everyone who at least once in life loved anyone. The problem of love will ALWAYS be the most burning one especially within academic study. How to overcome the dominance of love interest and focus on study? It is not that easy since people tend to go to pieces. Still, a good piece of advice may solve this problem. What to know my advice? Here it is:

Learn to call interest to study. Just change your interest over love affairs into your personal improvement. In my life I had a lot of breaking up cases. It was really difficult for me, still, I knew that the fate gives me these sufferings to overcome them. So, I focused on reading, music and creativity. Yes, creativity! I've come to conclusion that creativity is the best way to forget about your private problems. You are involved into creating process and stop thinking about everything. So, find creative approaches to your study, and satisfy with your own work done. Thus, your interest will be focused on your personal achievements instead of your love affairs.

One more and useful advice: REAL LOVE NEVER CAUSES ANY TORTURES, then why should you suffer from false love?

Overcoming Your Depressive Mood

Depression is one of the most frequent phenomena of the students life. It is the start point of all deseases as well. We are too young to be consumed by depression, aren't we? Why should we suffer from frustration caused by academic study?! Still, something can be done about it. Want to know what? I'll share my ideas with you.

• Learn to appreciate what you have. People always complain on being unhappy. They're deeply wrong! If you constantly think about how unhappy you are, you'll always be focused on failures and mishap. Just think about the people who might be in the worse situation than you. Some people don't even have their families! Some of them were exposed by the natural disasters and lost their homes!
  
• Diversify your daily life. This doesn't mean you should spend huge sums of dady's money to have fun in the night clubs with your friends. Think of how you would reside the last day of your life. Say "I love you" to everyone you really love, say "Sorry" if you are guilty in anything. You will see that your life will change a lot. These words are mysterious. They can elate you greatly.
  
• Get rid of fears. In majority of cases the depression comes with the fears. Students realize the large size of work they have to do and start complaining on the destiny. Doubtly you have never been afraid of difficulties, but if you're still alive and the difficulties went away, everything will go away sooner or later. So, your academic overloading will.

In addition, you are given this life in order to pass it through worth-while. Never give up and thank God for your becoming strongest.